Espresso After Dark: My Blog

violentbaudelaire: ”This is my favorite photo in the world -...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:33:41 -0400

”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”

- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

little-black-diamond: seeing this made my day :)

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:33:00 -0400

little-black-diamond:

seeing this made my day :)

territorialcreep: i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:31:25 -0400

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

nevver: Fuck You Invasion

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:41:26 -0400

nevver:

Fuck You Invasion

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:34:25 -0400

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:33:48 -0400

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:32:50 -0400

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:30:43 -0400

niknak79: He’s tripping on acid

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:30:31 -0400

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

welcomeovens: I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:27:13 -0400

welcomeovens:

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END

animalstalkinginallcaps: YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:26:03 -0400

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.